associate creative director / writer

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associate creative director / writer

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Fun on the menu

Jokes about dating, partying, and the world in-between, all compliments of the menus in your favorite programs.

aEvery bouncer at a bar full of frat boys.jpg

“let’s just be friends”.jpg

4-59 on friday.jpg

a night out with the suggar daddy.jpg

after a break-up and you can finally be yourself again.jpg

agetting a stranger to take a photo.jpg

all of baes personalities.jpg

All the parties I don't get invited to.jpg

appologizing to boo.jpg

are you free friday.jpg

asking your girl’s dad to marry her.jpg

at a party you obviously don’t belong at.jpg

attitude before and after eating.jpg

awhen bae asks for pics.jpg

bae sleeping in the middle of the bed.jpg

becoming new parents.jpg

beer goggles.jpg

Brazilian Wax.jpg

breaking up with a cheater.jpg

bshowing up in the same outfit.jpg

buying earrings and not the ring.jpg

bwhen bae comes home from work early.jpg

byour first dog and cat as a couple.jpg

can i buy you a drink.jpg

costco every sunday.jpg

cthe amount of bae’s partying you can put up with.jpg

cwhen bae finds out who you’ve been texting.jpg

dafter successfully navigating through the ‘friends with benefits’ territory.jpg

day drinking.jpg

Deciding what stuff to give back during the breakup.jpg

deciphering bae’s emotions.jpg

dialing up google to drop the mic on your argument.jpg

drinking thursday through sunday.jpg

dthe first time she brings up her ex boyfriends.jpg

dwhen bae gets ahold of your phone.jpg

Eating Chips in Bed.jpg

eThe decision to move in together .jpg

every argument ever.jpg

every two minutes on your crush’s insta story.jpg

ewhen bae gets mad at you.jpg

fgetting caught in a lie.jpg

finally finding your crush on the gram.jpg

first thing girls gossip about.jpg

fwhen bae goes on vacation and totally trusts you.jpg

Getting Kicked Out of the Bar.jpg

Girls on Social media 2 weeks later.jpg

Giving eachother massages each night.jpg

go-to excuse for parties.jpg

Going to stalk your crush but her privagte.jpg

grind dancing.jpg

gwhen her much better looking ex-boyfriend shows up.jpg

hgoing to a wedding reception without a date.jpg

how she looks at you right after you give her flowers for no reason.jpg

hthe moment with bae you want to remember fgorever.jpg

hthe person who repeats the punch line.jpg

hwhen she asks what do you mean by that.jpg

I woke up like dis.jpg

inside jokes.jpg

instagram bikini pics.jpg

ionly dating inside your race.jpg

iphone passcode after 14 titos.jpg

ithe one friend who’s not in the group chat cuz they gotta droid.jpg

iwhen the cops show up at the house party.jpg

just before the drunk guy at the party decides it’s a good idea.jpg

jwhen the doctor asks any rec drugs.jpg

kafter the 7th shot of whiskey.jpg

kgoing from one toxic relationship to the next.jpg

kthe first time bae mentions threesomes.jpg

kthe same restaurant you take all your first dates to.jpg

kwhen the first date goes well.jpg

leaving your boo for someone that looks just like them.jpg

left on read.jpg

levery relationship event you have to go to but really don’t want to.jpg

lGetting married without a prenup.jpg

locking eyes with your crush.jpg

long distance relationship.jpg

lthe speed at which girls get ready to go out.jpg

lwhen the girls get together.jpg

making terrible dancers look cool.jpg

maybe shes born with it maybe its maybeline.jpg

meeting the parents.jpg

mgetting back together with your ex.jpg

minutes after taco bell.jpg

miraculously waking up without a hangover.jpg

moments before opening crush snapchat.jpg

more than dating but less than serious.jpg

moving states to be closer to bae.jpg

mwhen the love starts to fade.jpg

My Body During the holidays.jpg

ndating multiple people in the same week.jpg

netflix and chill for parents.jpg

never show up to the party empty handed.jpg

Next years summer body maybe.jpg

nonly dating people with blue text bubbles.jpg

nthe breakup that affected your whole group of friends.jpg

nWhen the relationship starts getting serious.jpg

nyour buddy buying drinks wihtout asking.jpg

on the first date, and you have absolutely nothing in common.jpg

once you find out they've been cheating.jpg

online dating.jpg

opposites attract.jpg

ordering a pizza drunk at 2 A.M..jpg

othe ground rules of a new relationship.jpg

owhen the small talk is over and you have to ask.jpg

padating profiles with only face shots.jpg

pedialyte the morning after a super hella mega banger.jpg

perusing every corner of the internet for the deets.jpg

Pics or it didnt happen.jpg

putting a ring on it.jpg

pwhen you don’t want to break up but her daddy don’t like you.jpg

qGetting ghosted.jpg

qWhen you first see your tinder date.jpg

REBOUND SEX.jpg

running into your ex after a few months.jpg

rwhen you get a new weed dealer.jpg

saying yes to tequila because you don’t have to work until like, 9-30 tomorrow.jpg

sdThe group chat after the bachelor party.jpg

Sex life when bae gets back in town.jpg

showing up to the party 5 drinks deep.jpg

side action.jpg

single people trying to find someone with a good “personality”.jpg

six months into dating and have the talk.jpg

sliding into the dm’s.jpg

sNetflix with only 7 episodes left.jpg

social media in bed for 2 hours.jpg

spending the night at bae’s parents.jpg

standard foreplay.jpg

stuff from college once you buy a house.jpg

swhen you know bae the one.jpg

the 12 minute panic when bae says coming over.jpg

The one night stand that got weird.jpg

The oone night stand that went great.jpg

tonly having one friend.jpg

tPutting your phone down for 17 seconds.jpg

trying to change bae into the person you want them to be.jpg

Turning 21 at 19.jpg

turning up the music so your roommates can’t hear.jpg

twhen you take bae home to meet the parents.jpg

ugoing back to the bar to get your card.jpg

uwhen you’ve been dating so long you don’t even use real words anymore.jpg

vevery little thing that bae has ever said.jpg

vthe first time you have sex with the lights on.jpg

vwhen your buddy is the bar tender.jpg

wake and bake before work.jpg

wanna get outta here.jpg

Weekend Plans.jpg

wgoing on zero dates in an entire year.jpg

when your main hang is out of town.jpg

wondering where your uber is.jpg

wthe morning tension after you come home bombed.jpg

xgetting friend zoned when you ask for number.jpg

xwhen your crush is cute and rich.jpg

Your one friend that actually keeps secrets.jpg

your one friend who’s terrible at lieing.jpg

ythe passed out guys face at the party.jpg

ywhen your cute crush catches you “dancing”.jpg

zthe story of how you met.jpg

zzzoning out for a bit.jpg